FAIL.

Today for dinner I went to Chiquito with Voodoo Tofu.

I had beef chimichangas. I never had those before and they were YUM!

But the whole time we were eating something was really bothering us.

You see this weekend I got Spanish coach for my Nintendo DS. I learned the simple words like numbers and months. And it came in handy!!

On the way in we noticed they had this poster up for the restaurants 20th Birthday.

Its Wrong! What is up with that?! Cinco is 5!

I'm sure there is a rational explanation. Or not.

Chicken In a Can

OMG Check this out!!!!

I dont want to have a blog that recycles other peoples blogs, but I feel this is too amazing to pass up. Think less recycling, more passing on the message.

Are you sitting down?



I don't know what to say about this. I am speechless.

What does a chicken in a can look like? I hear you ask.

How does a chicken fit inside a can?

What does it look like when cooked?

Who thought of this heinous insult to all things feathered?




There are so many question that this monstrosity raises.

I don't have the answer to any of those questions but I do have more grim pics....

This is what greets you when you open the can. Bones and Sludge.


*Nauseated*

It is everything it promised to be.



It doesn't even cook nice.
And something tells me they had to break a few bones to fit it in the can.




Euughh. I feel ill.


Original Post: I hate My message board

Lolhamsters - Better than lolcats.

I learned yesterday that there is such a thing as a giant hamster, actually its a European hamster and they are bigger than a guinea pig and pretty fucking scary if you ask me!

Lucky for me they only live in Belgium, Alsace, Russia and Romania and as I never plan to go to any of those places I am totally safe... Unlike large dogs.

Loyd Grossman Sauce Review...I am kind of bored

Loyd Grossman Carbonara Pasta Sauce



This sauce was only £1!!!! And I am so grateful for that because it was grim.

I fancied trying this sauce for ages, but it is such a funny colour that I kept assuming it wouldn't be nice. And how right I was!

Disappointment aside; Here is what I thought of it...

Upon opening the lid it looked like something I would expect to see after a curry if you catch my drift. It smelled ok though, it smelled... as expected.



So I started to heat the sauce ready to add to my pasta that was already cooked.
When sauce got hot it had an ODD smell. Kind of medical. Like plasters and hospitals. Like medical grade bacon if such a thing existed.



I had a little nibble to see if it tasted as bad as it smelled and it was like fake bacon taste. Similar to cheap bacon crisps.

So it went in the bin.

There is no way i could have eaten that! And my Mother in Law and Boyfriend agree.

Its ok though because I rescued the pasta with some bacon, peas and a little tomato puree.





So in summary - GROSS.

(insert Loyd Grossman joke here)

If I were you, I would be angry

I am so bored.

I think you probably came here to read an interesting blog.
Maybe you were looking for a giggle or a few pictures or a fast quip at an unsuspecting celebrity, but I am just whining.
I really cant think of anything to do today.
Well, I can, lots of things, but I cant be bothered.

I have purchased this morning from Asda a Loyd Grossman sauce for pasta. I have to say it really bothers me the way his name is spelled. Blatantly it should be Lloyd Grossman with a double L. Blatantly. I'm sure I'll get over it.

I think it will be gross man.

Check back later for my comprehensive review! haha



Ruby x

People say the funniest things

On Saturday I was in the newsagents stocking up on chocolate and Relentless. When I got to the counter to pay the assistants were mid conversation about the young ladies laptop(I'll call her Jane). So Jane was asking the middle aged lady (For the purpose of the story we'll call her Brenda)about antivirus software. The conversation went like this;

Jane: "Do you need an antivirus?"

Brenda: "We'll we've got one - Norton"

Jane: "You buy it?!!"

Brenda: "Ooh Yes. You orta get....that....ohh....whas that one the kids 'av got?....ADWARE! Thats it....you orta get that....it's free!."

Who wants to buy my junk?....It's good Junk!

I posted a bunch of stuff for sale on ebay today.

It took aaaages!!!
I once read in a magazine about a woman who was in a serious amount of debt. So what she did was list everything in her house on ebay. I mean everything.
Although I always wonder, like, if when she had taken all the pictures she listed her camera, and then her computer but I guess that would be dumb!
And I dont remember if she sold enough stuff to cover it. I would assume not. How much could someone bid for a used potato peeler?

So anyway, my house is cramped. And I have some stuff that people have given me over the years that I just dont like for some reason or another.
Usually I worry the person will be offended if I tell them outright I don't like their gift, so I keep it, thinking I will throw it out later, but I never can because I worry the person will somehow find out.

Today I just thought there's no point me having boxes of brand new stuff in my house that I will never use.
One mans creepy doll is another mans porcelain wonder as they say.

So I listed everything I was going to throw in the bin at crazy cheap prices like 40p.

I figured I might make someones day with a bargain.


Please click here if you agree with this statement:
I would like a crazy bargain :)







There was no need for this picture I just thought it would break up the text.
That and I'm selling the shoes too. hehe I'm so sneaky!

Ruby x